Best put downs
10/10/08 22:11
10/10/08 21:50
LOL! Take the shame!
10/10/08 21:45
put down said to me "you used to be so pretty..." hmm, yeah, thanks for that
10/10/08 20:25
On someone telling me I was fat, I replied 'I can lose weight, but you would require a facelift to look halfway decent.'
10/10/08 14:30
if your brains were dynamite there would nt be enough to blow the hair away from your ears.
10/10/08 11:42
i asked a man ( a travel agent )that came into a shop i was working in about holidays to singapore, my boss said is it not manners to ask your boss for time off before you book a holiday.
i said i won't be working for you then , i will be way gone by then .
bingo!!
ha ha i still smile about it to this day.
10/10/08 11:01
lol, i have really had a good chuckle this am, been on here longer than intended. Housework calling...
9/10/08 23:38
Someone once commented on how big my baby belly was when I was pregnant with dd1. Quick as a flash, I looked him up and down and said "Yeah well, at least my excess weight will call me mummy in about 12 months time". It was the one and only time I have been able to deliver an instant put-down. I had of course read it somewhere else earlier that same week.
9/10/08 22:25
For our wedding we had luggage labels attached to wine glasses instead on place settings, on the flip side of the guests names were various 'oh so funny' quotes. On my SIL's my DH2B had written "She looked like she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say 'when" (can't remember who said that now)... my SIL is so stupid she took it as a compliment.
9/10/08 22:20
lol was just talking to my cousin and he remined me of what i said to my uncle a few years back
i had not long had ds1 and was a bit wobbly and large and beforei had been very petite! and my uncle (who is a very large man) comment on my weight- it turned around and said yeah i can do something about my weight-you were born ugly-aint nothing you can do about that!
9/10/08 22:11
I thank you. I think.
9/10/08 22:09
Congratulations! Its an excellent put down. Feel like we should have some sort of awards ceremony for the best one.
9/10/08 22:08
Yes, go boil your títs was one of mine. Still is one of mine.
I can't remember at whom it was aimed but there were legions of most worthy recipients.
9/10/08 21:06
I shall find out. I don't think it was Wendy, she wasn't around back then I don't think.
9/10/08 21:02
Who, MrsClooney? Any idea who the recipient was? Wendy was my guess, but maybe that's too obvious.
9/10/08 20:56
Mrs C holds that crown BB.
9/10/08 20:54
Can't remember who it was, and it must have been about 3 years ago, but my fave from Bounty, had to be:
Go boil your t1ts.
9/10/08 20:52
was out clubbing at 8 and half months preg ok ok i was BIG but some lad made a comment about my size preg hormones kicked in and i screamed at him im preg whats you excuse for being a ugly fu@@er ?
9/10/08 20:01
when me and ex dh split up he was trying all the sayings under the sun i love you blah blah in response i said atchoo (pretend sneeze ) then looked up and said im so sorry im allergic to bulls*** i thought it was funny trying to hold a serious face was so hard!!!
9/10/08 19:53
lol, she would have worn the violin if i was you babygooch!
if you were the last bipedal humanoid male in the whole of the multiverse, and there were no batteries left i would STILL prefer the company of my own fingers