Would you have sex in your kitchen....
13/10/08 11:12
13/10/08 11:10
lmao LH!
13/10/08 11:10
I've done it on the ironing board. It collapsed.
13/10/08 11:03
Oohooh! I've done it on my balcony too... It was 4am though and there was no-one around, which is good cos I'm on the ground floor, teehee!
13/10/08 10:45
yes, also i have a balcony and done it on there 2
13/10/08 10:39
Sea Monkey genocide!!!!!!
13/10/08 10:02
Oh I just blamed Rog Sammy
iiiiiiiiiiiiiii for the sea monkeys though 
13/10/08 10:00
Like someone else said, you have to christen every room. And if im honest, the wereabouts of someones living room really wouldnt stop me.Or even cross my mind in fact. lol
13/10/08 09:58
Lmfao Holy, you dirty little lady.
You have made me actually lol here
How did you explain that one?
13/10/08 09:56
I once had sex in the kitchen and I killed all my step daughters sea monkeys in the throws of passion
13/10/08 09:46
PMSL MrsDM... WeaselFeatures had a tendency to do that when he got out of the shower. I'd be sitting on my bed, happily watching Breakfast news and all of a sudden there's a willy waving in my face!!
13/10/08 09:42
I hate it when they stand up in front of you and get it out while your watching something on the tv and expect you to do something to it..ffs I dont get my tits out when he is watching his Stargate
13/10/08 09:39
Lol I get the bending over thing aswell,Im always looking to see if he is around when I have to bend over13/10/08 09:37
no, ali, thankfully, i think it finished about 7.40ish... not really sure, they could of moved it somewhere else! lmao
pmsl sam!!
i get the "while youre down there love!" & at the kitchen sink while ive got a dish in my hands he knows ive got wet marigolds on and cant do anything! lmao
and you know when people call your name and then you turn you head to look at them and they poke you with there finger in the face, well dp did that to me with his k*** once. twát.
13/10/08 09:30
Lmao MrsDM , Dh does the exact same thing , he could be in another room and as soon as i bend over to do something, he is there behind me, how do they know you are going to bend over? lmao
He also pats me on the head with it while i am sat on the bedroom floor doing my makeup. I dont tell him but i do find it funny lol. The best was when he put it on my head, and then said 'Sam , you are a right díck head'
Yes i know , we are very childish in this house
13/10/08 09:28
They are not still at it are they Sallie?
13/10/08 09:27
i would and have done!
13/10/08 00:34
sometimes dp comes up behind me if Im washing up and prods me with it and says you like that dont you
13/10/08 00:31
which guy?13/10/08 00:28
Mummy2Aaron - no, i ain't impressed either!!!
As for sex in kitchen.................yup, done it.
I did it on a deckchair. It collapsed too.
And this is before I got fat!!!