LMAO i am not as dangerous as some of you!!! I have done a few things... i was feeding the dogs the other day got both dog bowls but i lost one i spent ages looking for it and i had put it in the oven on a baking tray!! I loose track mid sentence and change the subject.. the kids are called what come to mind.. its either the right names, wrong names or the dogs names... they just look at me!! There are other things i generally walk round wondering what i was gonna do.. I did also foget my name too took me a minute to remember!! Also i cant be trusted to get anything from the shops i forget everything and come back with things we dont want!!! The only thing i dont forget is my asprin.. dont need reminding about!!!! There is hope for me yet... well maybe

thats funny ferryjane i would of died. x

I dont think i am as bad as some of you yet although I did forget my birthday even though everyone kept banging on about it.

I made myself a cuppa once and put the tea in the fridge, milk in the cupboard then spent 30mins looking for my cuppa but i did evenutally find it only when i decided to go and make myself another one.

All this pg brain sounds like a game we used to play as students, but unfortunately its now for real!

Someone had a (Spare - don't ask!) vibrator in the flat and it used to get hidden around the place in random places, so that anyone might find it at any time. It was usually hidden in some hilarious place so that one of us would unsuspectingly find it - usually at an embarrasing moment. Well it went missing for months. Nobody would eith admit to having hidden it or to where it was.

Summer arrived and wel all packed to go home, and divided the remaining food up among us and headed off.

One of my friends emailed the rest of us in horror as she had been the one to find the vibrator. Turns out that sitting round the breakfast table one Sunday morning, her dad was pouring out cornflakes into his bowl, and got a rather large and unexpected "free gift" . She was mortified. Of course, being students, we were hardly ever up for breakfast, so the cornflakes were never eaten.

How she recovered I'll never know!

Try looking for your tube of cheese in the freezer - that's where I found my washing up liquid last night!

that made me laugh reading all these.glad im not on my own.i begged dp to go to the shops and get me parmerham cheese i was so looking forward to it. anyway when he got home i took it out the carrier bag and put it in the cupboard then when i went to get it out it was not ther.that was a week ago we searched everywher even the bin and still cant find it. i nearly cried. xxlisaxx

lmao, i'm the same.  my hubby thinks i am using it as an excuse but i really have got totally stupid over night.  Not only that but i am really clmbsy and keep tripping over air under my feet, dropping stuff and walking into things lol.

my friend came over today and i made her a cuppa.  left it on the kitchen top, came into the lounge and spent an hour with her.  it wasnt til she left that i saw the cuppa still in the kitchen!!  she ddnt even ask me for it!!

ive just opened a packed of stuffing to go with dinner and tipped it all in my bra!!!!

ive got another 6 months of this yet!!! xx

I made an unusual cup of tea today. I'd set the big container of milk just beside the fabric softener on the worktop, turned round to do something, put the milk in my tea and picked it up to drink it.

Only it wasn't milk. Luckily the smell stopped me before my lips hit the cup.

Phew - Close one!

Oh also last night I have my empty dinner plate in one hand and my mobile in the other and went to throw my mobily in a sink full of washing up water... Luckily I spotted just in time... This pregnancy will be expensive if i do things like that LOL

well hubby was looking for the milk which obv in fridge no! id put it in cupboard under sink he thinks im crackers. then i asked who has job of painting the white cliffs of dover! no brains me!

lol i made dinner last week and i put tin of tomatoes in a pan and left them, served them with our dinner and i didnt put the hob on lol they were stone cold!!

I even forgot to put the clutch in when i was away in the car and it stalled lol hubby was yelling at me its not an automatic car!! lol

pregnancy brain is just weird im nore thick than normal and thats not good lol

Pmsl glad its not just me!!! Im getting quite dangerous though nearly went through a red light and squashed a woman its only coz Dh started yelling 'its red its red' that i stopped of course i pretended i knew it was red and told him never to question my driving  again but was quite shaken up and now drive really slow and constantly check my mirrors and stuff it feels like im learning to drive again!!

this morning i went to wash my hair with what I thought was shampoo but to realise that I had bought two conditioners instead.  I also got very angry with the what I thought was a broken grill the other morning to realise Id actually not switched it on! and thats why it was not working!!! LOL

pmsl... glad im not the only one with a preg brain... ive been doin some real dumb ass things lately lol

OMG i'm so embarrased about writing this but is anyone else the same,

This morning i spent about 5 mins looking for my bra, when my hubby asked i told him, he just stood there looking as if I was mad... it only turns out I'd been wearing the bloody thing the whole time,

Also my dad is selling his motorhome on ebay and mon night my hubby told me we had one bid on it, yesterday i looked on ebay, got really excited and rang my hubby to tell him we have a bid, only for him to tell me he told me the day before.

I really don't know what's going on with me but I feel really stupid LOL