lmao !!!!

My eldest daughter has come out with 2 crackers that i can think of off the top of my head and my son 1, here goes lol:

When my dd was about 4 or 5, the teacher asked her at the end of her school day 'What has been the best part of your day Rebecca?' to which my sweet and innocent little girl replied 'I did a wee in the boys toilet' !!!!!!!!

When i was pregnant with my youngest daughter, my ex partner put on a maternity t-shirt of mine by accident and i laughed and told him it was my t-shirt. Rebecca went to school that day and announced to the entire class 'My daddy wears your clothes doesnt he mummy' !!!!

When my son was in nursery school, i worked as a prison officer. my mum picked my lad up from school and he shouted to my mum (bearing in mind, she was first in the queue to collect him) 'MY MUMMY IS IN PRISON ISNT SHE GRANDMA'. my poor mother wanted the ground to open up and swallow her !!!

kids - they drop you in hot water sometimes dont they? lol

Jackie 9+5

lmao!

Aaaaaw, bless her!

Teacher to Evie my 4 year old DD on her first day at school  -

"So Evie we do lots of fun things at school like painting, singing, drawing & reading, what are you looking forward to the most?"

Evie to teacher "Having a nap in the book corner"

Honestly they know how to show you up!!!