lol Mara shampoo wiffing addicts

Chas you sound so like me when out shopping haha, one bloke once moaned to his wife about Alyssa crying she was less than 1 at time and I flew into him he sent me worse when he said my language was disgusting I really thought i was gonna be botted out of tescos lmao. Can just imagine doing a meet and me and you going granny bashing lol

Guess what happened to me today!!! I went Asda shopping... and William grabbed a pack of muffins off the shelf and promptly dropped them all over the floor... and a old bag looked at him like a piece of shít and tutted and almost spat at me... so guess what I did? Marched down the aisle shouting at her... she daren't look at me, I was saying "whatever you've got to say, you say it to me, you old f-ing b----!! He's a f---ing baby, you stupid old bag!!" I could've knocked her out! She was walking sideways looking at the floor trying to get away from me...

Gimme that OAP bashing stick... I'm off to level out the population!!!

ooh you made me hungry for fudge now moos with your title lmao.

regarding smells im on the fumes from the empty Tgel bottle at the moment till i can get some more such a lovely smell. we sound like a bunch of druggies lol

I run outta aniseed and shop is shut, guess it back to wiffing the vosene shampoo lol until shop opens tomorrow