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22/8/08 23:41
22/8/08 21:58
Ds calls our dog "out!" When we are having a meal we always make sure she is outside as Ds still drops his food from time to time. Anyway this week he has taken to saying Hiya Out!! to the dog. Bless him....
22/8/08 12:34
Our dd keeps us amused all the time, shes 3 1/2. We went into town on the bus with her polly dolly, was watching everything i was doing with dd2. On the bus home top of her voice she shouts "mummy polly dolly is hungry," i ask her what she would like to eat, "silly mummy she needs boob" she then proceeded to pull her top up and feed polly dolly.
Another day we were going out in car, we had been telling dd we would go swimming when its raining, so she had been on about the big black clouds for days. Anyway we were travelling along when she says "ooh look at those big dark clouds" we werent paying too much attention and said oh yes, 10 mins later we hear a really big sigh "Oh its cos ive got my sun glasses on" we were in stiches.
22/8/08 00:03
My LO's latest shock tactic is when she hears the song 'theres a hole in my bucket, dear lila...' whilst singing it at playgroup she stood up and declared 'there's a hole in my bum too' whilst proceeding to demonstrate - hmmm.
Another thing she does which I always find funny is when I put the washing out on the rotary airer, she goes round and round the pole underneath singing 'here we go round the mouldy brush' she just will not say mulberry bush at all.
21/8/08 22:15
well just adding another one to the list lol i took my dd up to the shop and there was children playing in the middle of the road as there always is where we live but as we went past my dd shouted on top of her voice silly kids you shouldnt play on roads, i felt so embarressed but at the same time so proud that she has the sense to know its dangerous playing in the road, these kids should know better but they are left out the front on their own they range from the age of 3- 13 years and our road is quite busy and they play right around the corner so that if a car comes round they have to slam on the brakes, even though they have been told to be careful(not by their parents) by people driving they still choose not to listen ( sorry sounding like a moaner) i certainly wouldnt allow my children to play in a busy road
16/8/08 20:12
We've just been at a Toby Carvery for our tea and DS wanted to go and get his own pudding himself. I said no, the lady will bring it out to you from the kitchen. He said "mummy this is not a house, so there is no kitchen!" Bless, his face was really trying to make me realise I was wrong lol.
16/8/08 18:27
i was at mums yesterday n i have a 4 yr old sis , i was ajuasting her top as was twisted , and i said to mum i rekon she giognt to be quite a big girl when she older ( chest not being rude but al her tops r tight at chest ) with that my lil sis piped up , well when i get married im goign to wear a big white wedding dress ,, i laughed and said tell mummy that she said no thats ok shes invited to my wedding nayway so she will see it then !!! where shes got all that from ill never know ,!!!
the other one was , when me n new dp 1st got together we had a missunderstanding n she must of over heard me talk to mum , then when alisha was here the next say she looked up to my dp and went oh what u doing here i thought zoe was 'done with you ' .......if the ground could of swallowed me up lol
16/8/08 15:56
lol at all of these. my lo is only 5 months but my neice is 4.
when my dad was on the phone to her the other day they (my dad and partner) had just got back from their holidays and bought her a present but they had agreed not to tell her cos she would go on and on about it to her mum until she saw them.
anyway, my dad being my dad told her and then said "oops have i spilt the beans", at which point she demanded that he put her grandma on, she said to her grandma, "erm, grandad has just spilt the beans so you need to go and tell him off and make him clean them up and he if gives you any trouble then just ring me back and i will speak to him" lol, she just loves getting my dad in trouble!!!
16/8/08 10:37
lol @ these, dontcha just love kids!
Most recent one my ds (4) has said...
I told him i was going to make casserole for dinner, which he hasnt heard of or had before (i always warn him of something new). So he sat there thinking about it for ages. He must of thought of casserole as cassa roll (as in bread roll & sandwich filling) cos he piped up 'but mummy, i dont like cassa'.
Im no good at relaying things that were funny lol
16/8/08 10:29
ahh these are so funny!
Spike was looking at his willy the other day and said.." hmm its a bit like a sea slug.." and in asda he was yelling "can i see your nipples?" from the trolley-!
When we were having a discussion about how he used to be in my tummy he looked in my belly button and said "What!? How i get in there!!? I think daddy rescue me out! i love daddy"
and when i was asking him to tidy up he said "i cant do tidying- i only a egg and i not hatched yet" x
16/8/08 09:13
lol these are great - my ds climbed up on my friend the other night, saying he wanted to lie on her - i said why not on mummy? and he replied 'cos she has big boobs to lie on!
also, in the supermarket, i said 'what can you see? to try and entertain him, and he shouted 'thats vodka!
15/8/08 22:54
I asked my son what he was looking forward to when he starts big boy school and he said "I don't know I've never been so I can't answer any questions about it". Silly mummy.
15/8/08 22:19
My little boy will always say something hilarious - but embarrasing iykwim, in front of and about other people. For example.. He is very sensitive and there is an advert on a kids tv channel we watch that comes on regularly about third world child sponsership. This realy upsets him - you can imagine the content. Anyway last week we went to the park, and next to my son on the swings was an older boy with dark skin and his mum. My little boy straight away said " Erm, have you got no food at your house?" "pardon" replies the other boy, "you havnt got any food have you" continues Harvey, " I see you on my tv with no food and flys all over your face"!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh the shame - I was horrified, but luckily it was so funny that the boys mum started laughing her head off. Thank god. We had to have a long talk about how the poor children who are starving live a long way away and that he wont meet them.
15/8/08 10:05
lol @ these he he
well dd went to her grandmas we met up with her in town and she says to me has she had any breakfast and she relied 'gran iv had sweeties on toast' she had actually had chocolate spread on toast lol
and also we was on holiday and she came to the toilet with and on the way out right near the bar where everyone was she shouted 'mummy stinks on toilet' lol i just carried on in shame lol
15/8/08 06:05
LOL these are so funny!!
PMSL @ Frankie!
Sonny sat with his teacher on the last day of school and told her she has big boobs like mummy!
14/8/08 21:45
DH told me a story the other day that made my bum cheeks clench! He is a driver and one of his weekly jobs is to take a blind girl to see her boyfriend in prison which is about an hour drive there, because of the school holidays he has taken my 5 year old dd with him the last couple of times and had explained that the lady in the car was blind etc etc.
So dd is sat in the back with the lady and she is drawing on her magazine and she said, ok daddy im going to write something now but you cant look because its a secret, then she turned to the blind lady and said 'your ok, you can look because you cant see it anyway'
Talk about wanting to push the words back into her mouth!! luckily the lady saw the funny side of it and needless to say we have had a 'how to be tactful' conversation with dd!
14/8/08 20:55
I actually did lol!
My neice was making a pirate ship for DS from boxes. She told him that she was cutting out a circle for a steering wheel. He responded with " That's a brilliant idea, its the best idea I've ever heard of in my life" pmsl!
14/8/08 16:49
When my DD was 2 and I was changing her pooy nappy she kept insisting that I change her vest too. "It's got poo on it!" "Where darling? I think It's clean." She kept insisting. Then she got into a fit of laughing. "It's got Winnie Pooh on it!" It was a little disney vest given by her aunt. She is so witty. Now 3.5, recently she said to me as I was taking too long (in her mind) putting on her shoes "This Lady is waiting for her Lady in waiting"
14/8/08 15:51
hee hee! My ds1 embaressed me in Asda last week - we were buying him some new underpants. He asked me if I needed some new knickers. Told him I didn't but thank you anyway. He then asked 'mummy, why don't you have a willy?'. So I told him I'm a lady and ladies do not have willies. He then said, at the top of his voice, 'I think your willy got squashed up and then all the hair came down'. People crying tears all around me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14/8/08 14:26
When DD was little we were sat in a buisy docs waiting area. She looked up and said in a really loud voice " Look mummy there's a C**k!!" I turned round very quickly to see what she was talking about and said "Yes honni, that is a CLOCK!!" All the oap's were tittering away and my face was sooooo red!
Taz
PMSL @ Frankie and the blind lady Jo!!
My Dad is the biggest guy you'd probably ever meet. He's probably 30 stone ish and has a gigantic belly! Well a few weeks ago we went down for tea and Katie climbed on his lap and just said 'Grandad your belly is so so fat like a pig'
There's just nothing at all you can say to try and get round that is there!!