Don't know if you can call it a nick name but my 5 year old daughter cannot say her teacher's name: Miss Nicholson, so she calls her Miss Tickleson! Cracks me up everytime! 

I only remember "Granny Gordon" she was our history teacher at secondary school - she was hopeless, would constantly lose our books and claim to have found them in the back of her son's wardrobe !!!

I don't remember any more.

Oooh yes I do "Rubber lips"  that was Mr Stevens our music teacher, he had these huge sticky out lips !!!  We made him cry quite a few times in our first year at school - looking back he must have been an NQT but we showed him no mercy.  He didn't stay at our school for very long at all.  Not surprising really.

I cant remember nick names but I rmember some the frights we had as teachers

it seems dress sense is forgotten by many people when they become teachers (am talking quite a few years ago) there were several that wore the same jacket every single day for the whole of my time in school. 

there were the ones that put their feet up on desks - and were disrespectful to everyone

there were the ones that stunk of aftershave or perfume

there were the letchy creepy ones, that nowadays would be classed as perverts and peodos - I had one teacher that used to lean over my shoulder and try and look down my top, I still cringe at the thought.

there were the dolly birds - too keen to impress the parents (men) but paid no attention to the kids

We had one teacher who was about 4footnothing high and boobs about 4footnothing foreward.

At ds school now many of the teachers are really butch and look like men

Oh happy days, you have made me think of when I was at school...... yuk!

heidih

did you have a knick name for you teacher, omg ours is so sweet and dh called her a name that dd filipped her lid at , she got really upset.  i would imagine teachers are the brunt of cruel names.

whats the funnest name you have ever called a teacher and why