The Song Thread.....
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25/9/08 23:23
25/9/08 12:24
Have a screw.screw,screw
bottoms up, pee on sticks
Have a screw,screw ,screw
Look for cm check your knicks
Screw to the left and to the right
do the wheelbarrow and hold on tight
cum in me evrynight were making babies do it right!
22/9/08 20:42
LMAO crei!! lmao
22/9/08 19:07
to the tune jack and jill..........
Sheri and other half went up the hill
to see if they could make babies
Sheri laid down
other half done bit
and the two week wait took ages!!
22/9/08 19:01
He he Crei that was funny xx
22/9/08 17:16
Mercedes Benz song:
Oh Lord won’t you give me a nice little bean?
My friends all have babies and I am so keen
Worked hard all month long now, I’m sore in between
So Lord wont you give me a nice little bean.....?
22/9/08 17:10
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO with you there TR!!!
22/9/08 16:30
yeah I saw it flippin nutter!!! the judges are soft inthe head.....only simon has any sense I'd love to slap Cheryl Cole!!!!
22/9/08 16:28
did u see the x factor on saturday lisa??? an old woman came on form glasgow or somewere like that and actually sung that song not those words mind u but its was deffo the gangbang song!!! the judges jaws almost dropped to the floor she got through too they thought she was entertaining!!!! did any1 else see it???
22/9/08 14:46
To the tune of "we're having a gang bang"
We're having a gang bang, we're having a ball.
We're making a baby, against the wall.
Although my feet won't touch the floor but my arse against the wall, we're having a ganggggggggg bangggggggg.
22/9/08 13:04
when there's no more sex to have,
is there room for one more teeeest
one more teeeeest
if you can't hold on
if you can't hold on
HOLD ON
INSTRUMENTAL
I wanna have sex and get pregnant
I wanna
yeah yeah you know gotta help out and
Another heart breaks
So Much more, more I can take it
with your erection well it comes and goes
You need direction to my egg
yeah you know gota help me out
you know you gottag help me out out don't you put me on the back burner
yeah yeah you gonna bring your self down
I got Sex but I'm not preeeeegnaaaaaaaant
I got Sex but I'm not preeeeeeeeegnaaaaaaaant
I got Sex but I'm not preeeegnaaaaaaaaaant
yeah you know you gota help me out
yeah you know you gotta down,,,,,,,,,,,
OVER and out
With all these things that I have done
22/9/08 06:54
bump bump .. come on girls!!
21/9/08 19:58
bumping this thread because whenever i feel s*** i re read the songs!!!!!!!!! sad i know but for some strange reason they make me laugh!! lol gives you something else to think about iykwim xx
19/9/08 22:20
PMSL!!! That was brilliant!!
19/9/08 20:47
took me all day that one!!! he he not as talented as lisa and crei!!! lol
19/9/08 20:45
lmao, Sheri, that's brilliant!
Hx
19/9/08 20:37
rescue me....
rescue me frrom p***ing on a stick
rescue me im only cdeee six
when im alone ineeed the loo
i need first response and clearblue too
common and rescue me
common baby and rescue me
i need help to redirect my pee
it needs to goooo in the pan
and not on a tesco homebrand
comon baby and rescue me
19/9/08 16:48
omg
you girls are good
, i just choked on my orange juice not once but 3 times.i've now got to clean the monitor and key board.
19/9/08 16:47
Bollox, singing the chicken song now.
And I have work all night
Damn!
19/9/08 16:18
Fooking brilliant ladies!!!!
with laughter here!!!!Lisa xx
Cant stop singing the chicken song!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
awesome!! lol