I wrote a love song about my fingers when I was five because I was high on cocaine!

lol!!!

mine is

i had a 1 night stand with a prostitue on live tv coz i was high on cocaine.

lmao

I humped a dildo in my parents bedroom because it turned me on! lmao

I humped a prostitute in a taxi because it seemed like a good idea at the time !!!!!!!!

Sorry just crashing but done mine and it says I ate a prostitute behind the sofa because it turned me on!!! lol

Mine is...I had a one night stand with a tramp in my parents bedroom because it turned me on.

Lol

i w***ed over a guy on the bus because it turned me on ! ...can women w @ n k? lmao!!!

Mines "I wrote a love song about a dildo in my parents room beacause im bored of the usual" lol

Mine is: I punched a random guy on live tv because it turned me on.

pmsl xx

ok mine is I had a one night stand with my barbie doll in my parents bedroom because im mad lol.

find the third letter in yur last name !

a- i ate ..
b- i licked ..
c- i sat on ..
d- i peed on ..
e- i humped ..
f- i chased ..
g- i tackled ..
h- i shat on..
i- i stalked ..
j- i ran away with ..
k- i fell in love with ..
l- i had a crush on ..
m- i w***ed over ..
n- i had an affair with ..
o- i punched ..
p- i bit ..
q- i screamed at ..
r- i had a one nite stand with ..
s- i wrote a love song about ..
t- i tied up ..
u- i had 69 with ..
v- i sucked ..
w- i poked ..
x- i slept with ..
y- i made a move on ..
z- i went on a date with ..

find the second letter of yur first name !

a- a prostitute ..
b- my teacher ..
c- george bush ..
d- a rat ..
e- a tramp ..
f- a sheep ..
g- my plumber ..
h- my computer ..
i- my fingers ..
j- a rabbit ..
k- a lemming ..
l- an apple ..
m- tony blair ..
n- a vibrator ..
o- a dildo ..
p- a moviestar ..
q- my ex ..
r- a banana ..
s- a cucumber ..
t- a tub of vaseline..
u- a pornstar ..
v- my babriedoll ..
w- an action man ..
x- some chesse ..
y- a randum guy ..
z- some randum woman ..

now find the colour of underwear yur wearing ..

red- in a taxi..
blue- in a bush ..
green- in the bath ..
black- in my parents bedroom ..
white- when i was five ..
pink- on live tv ..
brown- when i was a baby ..
purple- on the bus ..
yellow- in a candy store ..
grey- under a cow ..
orange- in a pigsty ..
other- behind yur sofa ..

now find yur hair colour ..

blonde- because i was high on cocanie
black- because i thought it seemed a good idea at the time !
brown- because it turned me on !
ginger- becaue i'm mad !
red- because i'm bored of the usual !
strawberry blond- because i can't face the fact that i am ginger !