Corrie chinese whispers
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1/11/08 15:25
18/10/08 21:53
Spider hangs around for four months but gets fed up when nobody takes any notice of him - by now hes rather smelly so decides to call on his auntie Em to have a bath - he knocks on the door and waits and waits no answer so he knocks again - out comes norris wearing one of emilys dress oh my god he says I thought you were ...........
4/6/08 10:43
beer its gone off, meanwhile down at the red rec spider is seen hanging from the trees( u all remember spider the eco warrior lol) he says hes in love with nature and is living wild....
31/5/08 23:24
...the nit laid eggs and they all hatched, there were ginger nits crawling all over the place! Everyone got up on the bar and started stamping on em all..just then the gents tiolet doors came off their hinges and dirty yellow water came flooding into the bar and a massive giant stinking floater came heading towards gail! She was just about to take a swig of her gin & tonic and it went straight down her throat! Just then, vern shouts oh no thawas mine that i laid last thursday i blame the...
30/5/08 18:57
Jacks drink but he didnt seem to notice it as he was playing on his ouji board trying to chat to vera about where she hid the bank card, he's just getting her to answer when suddenly..................
30/5/08 16:55
...rita fairclough who got p*ssed off as she has just had her big ginger barnet done over at audreys! She soon got into the swing of things tho and wafted her locksin liams chops! Liam gave an almighty scream as a great big fat nit jumped on his nose from ritas mop! He was jumping around screaming and flicked it into ....
22/5/08 10:43
liam dancing on the bar chanting Glory! Glory! Man Utd (dont you just love them - sorry back to the story lol) when suddenly he slips and falls staright into the cleavage of.............
21/5/08 22:12
a heard of elephants that have escaped from manchester zoo, just then theres alot of noise and cheering comin from the rovers return they are all cheering man u on in the champions league........
20/5/08 14:29
and trips over norris who is laid flat out on the cobbles with an ear to the ground listening for....
7/5/08 19:38
stops blowing ashley and starts munching on a bannana, just then theres a big crash in the kabin and rita comes running out.......
29/4/08 21:32
...so she swings from tree to tree down the cobbles to ashleys and rips his trousers off and gets her gob round that meat while clare slaves away at the supermarket browsing for horlicks! Just then gail shouts whats that up your arse, ashley says oh its ya banana that you left there before you went to do ya tetley tea commercial ya dosy cow! she says oh right ill have a bit of that then so she...
29/4/08 21:23
is checking medical records and sees that vernon had sugery 2 remove a potato from up his ar*e and that ashley has a penis reduction reduced 2 8inches...gails monkey jaw drops n says oh lord i wana go on that pork sword!!
29/4/08 20:39
...and the only things shes got to do now is shave her spiders legs, tash and crack and then shes off down to tibb street with her black leather mini and crotchless knickers to charge the going rate! she was telling audrey all about her night ahead and audrey starts getting jealous and says ahhhhhh can i come..please.. and ill keep shtum i promise! So off they trott ready for a right good bashing.... later on in the clinic gail platt...
28/4/08 09:54
pmsl at us lot we r funny that last post made me laugh....
blanche is avin a blue rinse, she says shes off out on a date and gagging for aboit as she asnt had any 4 12 years 3 months 18days and 2 hours 17seconds....
27/4/08 20:47
monkey women gail! pmsl! ....
..so gail gets her gob round pc plums plums and just then she developed lock jaw the dirty cow she couldnt move so the pc had to think of emily bishop to get it soft again to release gails gob! Just then gail started coughing and out came a big fat hairy pube ball that was stuck in her throat from a fortnight ago when she gave kevin a blowy! so then audrey came trotting along to sewwp up the ball of pubes and sweeps em into the dustpan from the salon where...
27/4/08 13:21
giving the copper a blowey who arrested david, the copper shouts cmon monkey woman get ya gums round me plums.....
26/4/08 15:05
...to curl her ginger pubes with but it wasnt big enough so she was after a load of big barrel curlers for em! Audrey gave her a 'pow' then a 'wam' then a thump.. poor rita dropped to the floor and cobwebs and flies dropped from underneath her underskirt! She died with embarrassment and dropped dead so audrey called gail to come and help shift the crusty old body but gail was too busy..
24/4/08 19:59
nah u was 3 months ago n im only 6 weeks, beckys going through them all when a row starts out on the cobbles between audrey and rita as rita stole a curler from the salon...
24/4/08 10:44
lol Lisa I know we must lead such exciting lives lol!!
Next in line is Kevin, Becky looks him up and down and says .......................
23/4/08 20:02
lmao pillow up top its just u me janice playing on all topics hehe!!
as the lads start queing the line is getting longer and longer n becky starts crying she said god at least theres not as many as i thouight.... she starts with dev saying uve got no chance i dint do it wiv u as u ad it off with the hoover....
The postman bringing me more prizes - come in and have a......