Corrie chinese whispers
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22/3/05 17:26
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23/4/08 19:49
Hayley hangs her head in shame and pulls the pillow from under her jumper, I know roy i just wanted to feel like the rest of them Roy gives her a hug and says never mind come on over to the flat and play with my trains..... meanwhile everyones trying to work out who the father of beckys baby really is..............
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23/4/08 19:47
im sorry ladies but ur all liars hayley u biatch u must of cheated as ive ad the snip 3years ago!!
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23/4/08 09:35
appears with a fag in her mouth and showing a bump, she telling evryone she preggers with roys baby but hayley appears and she's also showing a bump saying she having roys baby
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22/4/08 21:41
...he was trying to take a flying f*ck out of a rolling dohnut but was failing miserably and ended up on one of roys rolls instead! just then, gobby becky...
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22/4/08 17:33
sleep with colonel mustard, ashley brings some calmness when he shouts lets all start again as ythis is out of hand, he looks through the back windown n sees david platt doin naked jumps over the bushes!!
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20/4/08 20:46
..for a game of cluedo but just as the party is getting started one of the men stuck the candlestick up claires arse and tied her up with the rope! another bloke started giving heone when ashley walks in and says (in a camp voice) wahayyyy can i join in ill be colonal mustard and i will lick some off claires body! Just then i runs audrey and gail platt fighting over who should be miss scarlet and...
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19/4/08 17:09
n says u ok love, y are u lickin n suckin ashleys wall (he cant see fred lol) she says sorry babes ive got a craving for raw juices on the tiles he takes her home as this isnt right...... ashley cleans up and locks the butchers 4 the nite he walks in 2 his house and claires thrown him a suprise party and invited all of her bus driver friends
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18/4/08 18:51
I could do with a good bit o meat ashley, ashleys just about to drop his kecks when maria screams no a real bit of meat is that your dad i can see in the back, IT IS MARIA I SAY IT IS come and get your lips round this bit of meat lol!! Marias giving fred a good sucking when in walks Liam ...................
(oohh its all apening in the butchers today lol - not like that in my local butchers
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18/4/08 16:24
ashley replies sorry les i was just getting ur meat nice n tander 4 when u av it lata...lol cillia jumps up and pulls her kegs up les grabs hold of her n takes her home, ashley is just mopping up when maria walks in..
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16/4/08 10:44
Cillas giving ashley one in the butchers when Fred appears ASHLEY I SAY ASHLEY!! hurry up lad i want a go lol. Fred starts pumping it in at the back when les comes charging in WHAT THE ELL'S GOING ON HERE THEN........
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16/4/08 09:44
all nicely burnt 2 a crisp n says can i av a pound os dausages ash n ill av that pork scartching in the window - pmsl, n i want some rump if u know wat i mean, ashley says well u got any money for this cillia says no so ashley says get in the back n ill give ya some rump-y pumpy so u dont av2 pay lmao........
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11/4/08 14:26
dropped off, so he decided to sell it in the shop lol. blanche comes into the butchers and asks how much for the cumberland in the window?? ith a cheeky grin and his baby voice ash tells her she can have it for nowt for that blanche says i can always give you a bj!!! oh no you cant blanche you see that cumberland you just got well its my k***, with that blanche throws up and goes running out the shop startight into cilla whos just come back from spain....................
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10/4/08 21:35
...Ashley you big fat perv!! But with all of the excitement her glassed steamed up and she couldnt see a thing! So they put her on a bus heading for specsavers! Meanwhile ashleys ender had..
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10/4/08 18:52
ashley, he's got that turned on my seeing his dead wife he's pulling his end away off infront of them. Claire comes out of the house and takes one look at ashley and screams over to him.....................
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10/4/08 16:05
...Mike Baldwin's chest wig that has come unstuck with all the excitement! She spits it out of her mouth and it lands at the feet of.....
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9/4/08 10:40
...blowing him off! But just then she gets something stuck in her teeth! its.....
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9/4/08 09:40
thay stood there shocked as they see the figure of mike baldwin comin towrads them but hes not alone maxine peac***s with him........
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8/4/08 21:46
oh yeh! oops! sorry! lol!
...suddenely they get a message from mike baldwin it said.."deirde, i havnt finished with you yet, you gave me a dose of crabs and im not best impressed!" suddenely the doors start sguddering and the urinals shatter and theres stale pas everywhere! They all shout eeeeewwwww and leg it outside in the alleyway and...
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8/4/08 16:41
ohhhh booboo they was in the weatherfield arms not rovers pmsl
anyway the regulars get a seyonce goin....(lol @ spelling)
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8/4/08 09:41
duckworth risen from the dead playing suduko on the gents door........................
