Corrie chinese whispers
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22/3/05 17:26
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7/4/08 21:45
...givng ken a singing lesson! He does a double take and the pair of em have got their tongues down each others throats! She starts coughing and fishes out a 6 month old fisherms friend that had been down ken's throat for ages! oooh the stench knocked half of the rovers regulars over, they all piled into the gents where they see....
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7/4/08 09:12
sort urself out woman ur incontinent i bet blanche int, i cant believe ive married a woman that pis*es herself liam goes out 4 a pint as hes so annoyed at maria. he goes down to the weatherfield arms 4 a change where he sees his ex girlfirend.......
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4/4/08 14:06
Liam starts to panik i either die or i have sex with blanche, Liam thinks for a while then shouts shoot me blanche i cant do it, blanche looks at him and starts to panic she has no intention of shooting the best looking guy on the street (i speak truth there
) so she decides to let him go free. But hiding in the back is mike baldwin he wasnt really dead he'd been secretly hiding waiting to blanche on her own he appears and pledges his un-dying love for her. Meanwhile back at liams house he's explaing to maria about what happend maria starts laughing, she laughs that much she pees herself, liam looks and says................ -
4/4/08 13:07
do u guys need a model 4 ur underwear, im free 2day ill do the 1st shot for free then i charge £20 per photo, liam says sorry blanche but we dont have models, she replies well let me take some pictures of u coz ur abit of eye candy..... y dont u come and join my bondage group liam u wud love it, liam replies sorry love ive got maria, blanche doesnt take rejection well she pulls a gun out of her handbag n tells liam he must sleep with her shes locked all the factory up and theres only them 2 there......
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3/4/08 20:44
..blanche with a fag hangin out of her gob and her hammock bra in the other, she pranced along down the cobbles, saggy wangers swaying from knee cap to knee cap she struts over to the factory and asks...
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1/4/08 17:11
im pregnant with triplets by jamie so ill tell him 2 leave violet as 3 kids are better than 1 so he can come live with me and b a better dad, just as fizz walks past the barlows house she looks in the window to see ken n deidre in dominatrix outfits and leather whips as shes about 2 knock on the door outwalks....
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1/4/08 10:57
sean over hears and starts screaming that they have no right to hold the christening without informaing him.. Fiz slaps sean and tells him to get a grip she has a cunning plan on how to get his own back on jamie & violet she whispers in his ear...............................
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31/3/08 19:53
man meat, vernon runs off quick so he doesnt get caught.
violet and jamie r bak on the cobbles pushing the little one when they annouce 2 everyone that can hear them they will be getting the little one christened this week and they only want money 4 gifts not presents....
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30/3/08 14:50
i know lisa lol!!
Vernon sees the tattoo and decides to take roy outside to sort him out, they are both stood in the street naked and knocking too shades out of each other, vernon spins round and knocks roy out with his enormous........................
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24/3/08 20:56
all these r sex related lmao
he reveals a tattoo on his thigh sayin roy loves liz mcdonald.........
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19/3/08 20:23
...roy cropper who then entices the old s*** to the dogging site down the road! sally has a shock when she see's rita there in full dominatrix whip and all spanking tyrone on his bare bum cheeks! sally thought what the heck and drops her kelly's and starts running around singing! roy has tongues wagging when he reveals a...
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19/3/08 18:54
sally thats enough a real woman has arrived and he grabs rooosie and throws her over his desk, saly runs out crying straight into the arms of
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19/3/08 10:08
go on mum go for it bout time u had a decent bit of man meat lol, shes going crackers on the teacher when he shouts out.......
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18/3/08 21:34
...as she's on her way to the school, she's after a bit of extra curricular activity iykwim! She heads to the classroom and looks through the window and see's sally giving one to the headmaster on his desk! rosie storms in and says...
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18/3/08 08:19
turn back round n say we cant do this lets just go home and have a cup of tea, cillia says thanks emily im gona become a born again virgin,in the taxi office roooosiiiee webster is trying 2 get a free lift off steve....
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17/3/08 11:14
bump into cilla whos dressed as a bunny girl, you going to the party , too right i am i need a decent s**g as its cr*p with les, at that emily lets go of les's hand and says oh well ill got with you cilla if les is that rubbish, they walk off and leave les standing on the cobbles in his leather thong and whip. At the party cilla and emily arrive they.............................
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15/3/08 15:21
..emily bishop? well i never! lol! Off she trots to the knicker factory for a plunge bra and a dominatrix outfit! She struts her stuff down the cobbles and knocks on les battersby's door and says 'hey les fancy a bit? ive always fancies a bit of ginger'! les says do bears sh*t in the woods!! They skipped off down to audreys gaff where the swingers party was going on and..
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15/3/08 13:18
that hes gona join her and earn some cash, they start posting leaflets round for strippers and swingers party, just then the phone rings enquiring about being a member of the swinging party and you wouldnt believe who it was......
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14/3/08 13:46
ken says oh i didnt miss much then did i, deidre appears in her dirty grey knickers & bra with £5 notes stuck down them, ken says good day at work dear, oh keeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!! it was great made the most ive done in ages. Ken looks at all the money and has a brainbwave he decides ...........................
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14/3/08 09:35
the houses on coronation street were being knocked down 2 build 18 high rise flats, so ken went 2 the council 2 find out wat was going on, but he interupted a office party and the stripper shouted ken it was only deidre doin the stripping....
