Corrie chinese whispers
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22/3/05 17:26
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13/3/08 22:37
...but blanche was standing at the front of the que saying 'go on love you have my sloppy seconds and by the way he gave me an itch!' lol! just then, the whole street started running the other way towards the cabin ashere was a rumour going around about..
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13/3/08 07:44
scream and roy shouts im 2 big 4 ya aint i baby, u love it, shout my name biatch shout it, becky starts shouting roy baby oh ur the best lol....jason walks back out and in to the pub he tells every one wats going on n how beckys making loadsa a noise n loving it, all the ladies out the pub go running over and start queing 2 av a go on roys love muscle...
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12/3/08 20:32
..who is giving roy one behind the counter! lol! there was a cackling of smoked bacon being cooked on the hob and just then roys bum knocked the frying pan over and hot fat spilt all over his sausage! becky started to...
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12/3/08 20:25
well hes hung like a donkey n im not i know uve been seeing him behind my back its over, jason then runs over 2 the cafe 2 find becky....
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11/3/08 19:44
why not says sarah another rat in the house wont make a difference, jasons shouts was that referring to me, YOU KNOW IT WAS JASON YOU PIG!!! I still havent forgiven you for sleeping with that slapper becky, but you slept with norris shouts back jason, oh jas thats was yonks ago you always have to bring that one up, jason replies...................
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11/3/08 18:48
yeh kirk says i love u fizz u a real sex bomb lets get it on lol, bethany has just found a rat in the street and takes it home and asks sarah if she can keep it as a pet.....
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11/3/08 18:20
but before gail can explain fiz dissapears she bumps into kirky and 1st thing e says is oooohhhh fizzy baby your hair smells lovely lol! fiz says oh its just gel he rubs his fingers through her hair and licks them after ooohhh it tastes a bit salty (not that id know lol) fiz, well it was from gail platt so its probably cheap stuff, Does this mean were back togever kirky???????
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11/3/08 16:34
i think ur right janice pmsl
giving charlie a......rite good blow job, he explodes in her hair and just then fizz comes running in and charlie runs out, fizz zays 2 gail god look at my hair its a mess i wana get kirkey bak mind if i pinch a bit of ur hair gel lol...........
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11/3/08 14:29
david went to investigate i found his mum gail giving charlie slater a...................
(this is sounding more like shameless than corrie lol)
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11/3/08 09:05
...yeah thats cause i used to be a bloke! Tina and david decide to carry on in the rovers but suddenely when they ordered their usual pint and two 'E's they were distracted by a strange noise coming from the gents...
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10/3/08 19:32
when they got back to the cobbles, tina and david were snogging at the bus stop, hayley shouted over hey you two if you carry on like that youll end up with one of these, tina shouts dont be stupid everyone knows we dont have to do that we can just go on e-bay like you did!!! Hayley shouts back.........................
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10/3/08 17:26
whos pushing a baby, jason says wheres that from hayley replies i biided on it on ebay and won it for £85 and weve called it byron, they all start walking bak to coronation street...
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10/3/08 10:28
and jasons dog decides not to run but to head for the burger van instead, jason is really pi**ed off and decides to head out on the town were he bumps into roy & hayley......................
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10/3/08 08:59
shouting 4 sally whos just got a job in the kabin, theres a few of the lads from the pub who have gone dog racing, jason puts £10 on dog no 5 if it comes 1st he wins £5k, the race begins.....
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8/3/08 19:38
get the bit of floof stuck in my bits out with her teeth but she ended up pulling out a pube instead its all innicent sall honest, but sally isnt listening instead she beating the c**p out of fiz bomb, kevin runs over with bits hanging out and all and starts..............
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7/3/08 21:45
...oi! 'what the hell is going on?' Kev is still stood in the hallway with his pants round his ankles sporting a floppy and says its fizz bomb she tried to...
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7/3/08 19:05
porn video for the internet (couldn resist it lol) fiz says do you want me to join in rosie and make it a bit more exciting rosie says NO youll just put everyone off, Fiz gets upset and goes runnign out the house crying still with the pube stuck in her teeth, just as she running out sally appears and shouts................
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7/3/08 16:18
...she gets something stuck in between her gap in her front gnashers!... its a pube! (sorry had to lol!) She spits it back out and runs upstairs to throw up when she walks in on rosie doing a...
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7/3/08 09:22
and says what you making me for tea kevvy baby as im hungry for and before she can finish her sentence off kev whipped his trousers off and said what about a gobble (sorry) on this fiz bomb. Fiz gets down on her knees and is just about to place it in her mouth when ...................
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6/3/08 21:24
..fizz bomb is slaving away on her machine making yet another pair of bloomers when she started thinking what she can gobble for tea.. suddenely randy kev pops into her head and she gets a grin on her face. She clocks off and looks at sally who is doing overtime.. she goes and knocks on kevs dor and..
