Corrie chinese whispers
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22/3/05 17:26
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6/3/08 18:38
he spells out what he wants to do, vera also pups up on the board and joins in, rita is really spooked by all this and her ginger hair has gone white but she sees that everyone is having a good time and thinks what the hell if you cant beat them join them
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6/3/08 17:49
..oh i think ill join the party! So there is ken dev norris and emily pointing to all their body parts and giggling, they play strip poker! But then, they are disturbed by the ghost of mike baldwin who is jealous cause he cant join in with the fun! They get the ouija board out and..
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6/3/08 11:15
joins in!! Rita cant take any more and goes running to fetch emily bishop, but when she gets back to devs emily says oh dont worry about ir rita norris is always doing that with my henry hoover (lol) but rita is still disgusted and decides to ring the walford gazette, when the reporter arrives it is none other than ken barlow he starts laughing at what he sees and says................
(I think they should employ us all as there writers we'd sure make corrie exciting lol)
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6/3/08 10:24
..the poor old girl jumps out of her wrinkly skin when she sees dev getting randy with the hoover! She quickly calls nosy norris for a second opinion and when he sees whats going on he walks straight over there zimmer frame and all and..
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6/3/08 09:09
says god thank u i didnt think u took the hint ive like u for ages , just when dev drops his kegs david shouts arghhhhhh i dont do that i ment swing both ways on a swing standing up or sitting down, dev is just about 2 pull his pants bak up when rita sees him and the hoover sat next 2 him.....
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5/3/08 21:20
..get back to on your magic carpet to your praying you foolish little wench!! meanwhile dev gets a load of davids ding dong! David says with one this big i can swing both ways if you know what i mean! But dev..
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5/3/08 19:57
a python david says its to let the ladies know what there getting if you know what im mean devvy baby!! Dev just shakes his head, davids just about to pull his kecks up when amber (devs daughter) comes in, wey hey get a load of that she says u dont get many of them on the cobbles, dev turns to amber and shouts..................
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5/3/08 19:32
..A full on willy warmer!! Dev says what are you wearing that for, your barely out of nappies! David says not that you idiot, this... and reveals a tattoo of.....
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5/3/08 19:16
he goes to open it and stood there is david he wants to show dev his new tattoo he drops his kecks and reveals.................
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5/3/08 17:14
lol oh i come on here 2 much im writing on wrong posts hehe
suddenly the police come in and arrest bet and alec for stealing the queen vic.....lol
that was a shock for evryone, in devs flat he worshipping/praying when he hears a knock at the door
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5/3/08 10:33
starts pulling everyone a pint suddenly she starts laughing and realsies shes in the wrong soap shes walked into the rovers not the vic (lisa read your story lol!) but she says what the hell i used to like being in corrie ill stay which at that moment alec girloy wlaks in, bet jumps over the bar (again) and gives him a big snog all the other punters.....................
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3/3/08 22:21
..and throws her cruella de'ville fur coat across the bar which lands on poor bettys head! She struts across with a fag in her gob and says: hey now ill show you how its done! She jumps over the bar and..
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3/3/08 21:37
not getting her any free chips when the kebab house blew up, the vic ddors open and in walks bet gilroy...........
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3/3/08 21:16
..comfort in a pint of stella and a packet of pork scratchings over at the rovers. Its not long before she has a hissy fit at liz and violet for..
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2/3/08 19:40
im game if ur norris............over my dead body and smacks him in his goolies she storms off and finds....
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2/3/08 19:24
bumps straight into norris, who is wearing a thong he gets the wrong idea and asks her back to the cabin for a bit of rumpy pumpy, she looks at him with a grin and says................
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2/3/08 00:20
..carla had nicked her bra and the only ones that were left were the ones that looked only fit for janice to wear! She went to find liam but he was throwing up in the toilets after an eyeful of carla's saggy vera's! So she ratowards the hairdressers covering her bits up with a pair of bloomers and..
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1/3/08 19:43
the cobbles are deserted as everyones in the factory, but all of a sudden maria comes running out of the factory screaming because...................
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29/2/08 20:56
..finds carla strutting around in bra and kecks ten sizes too small and is gobsmacked at the sight of her saggy vera's! He wizzes round the office in search for a feather bower to cover the embarrased old bid up. Meanwhile outside..
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29/2/08 18:26
quickly make themselves a pair. Just as everyone is parading round in there new knickers and bras (even the men lol) liam arrives back and..............
