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4/6/08 10:45
31/5/08 23:19
...phil who has a hamburger stuck up his arse, a dildo shoved in his gob and his y-fronts round his ankles she hops onto his parrot perch (lol) and rides him till the cows came home! ..the next morning as stacy was opening up her tacky stall she was shocked to see big mo stumbling out of the club holding onto max's....
30/5/08 18:59
pat wearing her bright red leather dominatrix outfit (suspenders, whip the lot) all the men stand up to greet her and they all have boners your parrot could perch on (lol). Pat makes her way through the crowd and heads towards??????????
30/5/08 14:12
..theres a swingers party goin on in the VIP lounge and dot is stood on the table swingin her kecks around the place! Big mo is giving jim head in the corner and pauline fowler is using her pink rabbit on the stage! There were cheers all round the joint and even ginger bradley joins in on the fun! Just then in walks...
22/5/08 10:45
so the whole square go chasing after him but he jumps into a helicopter and dissappears but it this the end of steve owen????????????? Meanwhile back at the club.................
21/5/08 10:39
whos been running my club he says just then jack pops his head roundthe corner quiveiering it wwwwernt me he says it was big mo so steve goes roundbig mos 2 av a right go and all of a sudden wellard grabs his leg his hiding summin the square chant get him
4/5/08 18:06
give me back my pepperami i need 2 get 2 hospital and get it sewn on , steven chucks it hum and carries on running away, robbie jumps in a taxi 2 the hospital quick. out of the alley way is a shadow of a man he walks over 2 the club and rips down the down the sign and he takes his hat off its..steve owen!!
1/5/08 22:34
i'd go after him rob,that stevens a sausage jockey and god knows what he'll be up to with your cheesy wotsit,so robbie runs out after steven,he spies him running down the alley to the swings and shouts...............
1/5/08 22:05
sean comes in with a meat cleaver and chops it off whilst steven grabs it and runs off with it. ronnie looks at robbie and says..
30/4/08 21:38
,,,and zip, flop, bang he lobs his schlong on the bar at the queen vic and asks for a pint of pineapple juice and a packet of pork scratchings! suddenely ronnie's eyes popped out of her head as she caught sight of what was laid on the bar! just then charlie boy was stood drinking his pint and said pppooooorrrrr has somebody opened a packet of cheese puffs? next thing well ard came trotting in and starts licking robbies sausage and...
30/4/08 14:26
well ard
(he has been well ard aint he!)
ian says oh lucy,i've heard of doggy style but this is just ridiculous!
Just at that moment,robbie comes back to the square...........
29/4/08 21:49
in walks lucy with a huge belly omg shouts jane shes pregnant in walks her new boyfriend behind herthey are all shocked to find its ..
29/4/08 21:27
..they spike ian n janes drinks with paracetemol and voddie and just then pat walks in, in drag and started singin 'come on eileen' on the mic! roxy and ronnie trash the joint and are up dancing on the table, pats singing makes all the glasses smash and the drinks start kicking for ian and jane they join in with the fun, jane starts giving ian a gobble while pats chavvy earing tw*ts roxy round the head and..
29/4/08 21:20
they are having a session, a heavy drinking one.... they have the orange juice and lemonade out, in walks ronnie n roxy and says lets liven up this gaff.........
29/4/08 20:34
...at how many freckles bianca's daughter actually has!!! She pinches the bag of pubes out of her hands and runs over to bradders and says here ya go bradlay you can glue em to your genitals and pretend your a real man! bradley says oh no its ok ive got some now and i dyed em pink thats why theres no pink dye left in ya mums salon!.. meanwhile over at ian and janes...
29/4/08 07:17
the design of my mums new wig ill ave these so they flee the salon with pnly max pubs and get knocked down by abi on herscooter she pulls offthre masks andis suprised
28/4/08 23:02
a money bag with maxs pubes in,1 fella says'hey lads look at these,theyre just what i'm looking for for my.............
28/4/08 09:59
that the salon is being held hostage, he looks through the window and tanya and the girls are tied up, there are 3 men with guns raiding the shop, they start shuving nail polish in their pockets saying we will flog these, they empty the till only 2 find...
27/4/08 20:42
...go wash em they stink to the high heavens their knockin me sick man geeeessss! So she went to have a shower and scrubs her bits n bobs and asked phil to do her a mohican and dye it pink! So phil pops over to tanya's salon to get some dye and...
27/4/08 16:40
so he dives in head first into the curtains of beef and chomps away,mmmm pat they taste beefy too,right now get upstairs and.................
parrot perch lol, she says thanks for a gud nite but ive had better so dont call me ill call u. tanya walks across the road and asks mo wat shes doin with max....