Eastenders rumours..
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2/3/08 22:11
grant, not patrick*
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2/3/08 22:11
gary and minty! they have decided they do want that threesome after all! but patrick's not too keen on giving up one of his girls and goes to hit them but he accidentally hits.....................
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2/3/08 20:39
heather as he heards shes a bit of a goer, when hes got them both together he takes them to the queen vic and pours them both a drink to get them in the mood, hes just about to get down to things wth both of them when all of a sudden the doors open and in bursts.............
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2/3/08 20:26
'you had your chance!' yolande is in tears and seeks comfort in the arms of grant who is desperate to prove he's not gay so he will go with anyone. he wants to feel manly and have two women so he goes to find....................
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2/3/08 19:57
and theyve just told me they are all pregnant, at this news tanya starts crying and says well im pregannt to sean and the babies yours, sean faints and tanya runs off crying. Back down the alleyway dot and patrick are enjoying a fag together whn yolande turns up and asks if she can join in patrick says................
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2/3/08 19:44
ive done sommerts really bad, i cant tell u what it is, she says sean u can tell me anything, he says im married 2 5 girls..............
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2/3/08 19:18
everyone on the square as they have now left the launderette as it was getting boring. As everyone is heading home to watch the video tanya is heading home with her bunch of daffodils, all of a sudden sean appears from the alleyway (he was perving over dot and patrick lol) and says.....................
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2/3/08 13:04
mo see's bradley copping a feel with pat and films that so she does get the video she wanted in the end! she decides to sell it to.........
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2/3/08 00:17
..jealous coz she didnt get there first! she s***es the camera off mo and then flings her in the daffodils and captures a bashful charlie who then skips through the square in embarrassment! later on tho..
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1/3/08 23:08
charlie is getting randy with some daffodils. mo comes along and starts filming thinking she can sell the video but she gets caught by tanya who is..............
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1/3/08 22:41
..dot cotton who is still amazed at how her everlasting long fag ash had got blown off by all the rioting in the laundrette! She welcomes him with open arms and off they trot toward the alleyway behind the vic. Later that day on the allotments..
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1/3/08 19:39
stacey but she still in love with max even though hes admitting to being gay, so instead patrick decides to find an older woman and goes insearch of ...............
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1/3/08 10:09
patrick. he says 'what are you doing woman?' and storms off. he thinks if yolande can cheat, so can he. he goes off in search of some young hot flesh and tries it on with...................
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29/2/08 20:59
..everybody starts p*ssing themselves laughing at them as they have been hearing those gay rumours! Phil and grant decide enough is enough and start trashing the place, bottles beers and kegs go flying everywhere! Dots ever lasting fag end gets stumped out and yolandes kecks go flying out the door towards..
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29/2/08 18:24
the launderette with bottles of drink hoping to set up a bar and make some money, following behind her is grant & phil they are carrying kegs of beer trying to look manly and not gay! When they reach the launderette...................
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29/2/08 16:44
..dot and yolande have stripped down to their bloomers and are waiting under the duvet for some action! News gets around the square that everyone has contracted nymphoidmania, apparently it was in the water, meanwhile peggy soon hears the news and goes marching towards..
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29/2/08 16:23
says ill make sure they rnt gay, she strips off whilst walking across the square by the time she gets 2 garys and mintys....
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29/2/08 15:23
i just heard gary and minty discussing wether they would prefer a 3some with heather or to become gay and heather...............
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29/2/08 14:43
is giving heather advice on how to get minty and gary into bed for a threesome (as she saw it on coronaton street the other day lol) just as shes about to reveal the secret yolande comes running in and shouts to dot............
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29/2/08 13:41
..reveals a very camp pink thong with a donkey on it keeping his ****warm! lol!.. meanwhile in the launderette dot..
One day peggy got downstairs and went to open the bar when suddenely the doors barged open and phil and grant came charging in saying.. 'some gezer has just said we were gay'! Peggy said 'dont be daft' she stormed out to the market place and..