Eastenders rumours..
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27/4/08 13:23
cmere n chomp me off, me beefcurtains ant ad a good licking in years, phil looks at her n says aiiii y not any holes agoal in it,
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26/4/08 21:46
chomping them off lol then pat says ...
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26/4/08 15:02
...beefcake pat butcher, she owe me some doh the old sl*pper!! He marches round to her gaff and finds duran duran having an orgy with a naked pat, poor old girl she looked like a tiny tears on steroids! lmao! He walks in and says hey they were my fave band i used to fantasise about...
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26/4/08 00:18
phil comes along and buys the lot,he says,great thats grants birthday prez sorted out,now on to the.................
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25/4/08 14:08
she tell everyone and they all shout 'PEGSTER' 'PEGSTER' LOL
STACEYS JUST BEEN TO THE CASH AND CARRY N GOT LOADS OF CRAPPY HAIRBANDS N BOBBLES 2 TRY N GLAMORISE HER STALL..... (oops sorry caps)
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24/4/08 20:35
sean see's this and decides to run away with me (yay)
mo then runs into the square tells every1 thats she's pregnant to dr leg,its a girl and she's naming it after peggy (peg for short) LOL!
peggy is so chuffed that she............................
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24/4/08 20:01
roxy was walking thro the square with her knickers round her ankles, shes had that much co*k recently she cant get rid of her herpes,genitalwarts, gonoreeha, and syphillis.....
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24/4/08 18:29
..what about my chipolata? was it not tasty enough for ya? Just then he shows him his produce and down went his pants!! Just then a strange stench hit the square and a green mist ascended, everyone was holding their noses and..
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24/4/08 15:14
STEVEN,HI DAFFID HE SAYS,I'D LOVE TO HAVE A POUND OF YOUR SAUSAGE PLEASE,CHRISTIAN HEARS THIS AND SAYS..........
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24/4/08 10:40
and Daffid the only GAY in the square is setting up his stall. As the gala gets going everyone starts heading towards Daffid stall especially..................
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24/4/08 09:11
but it doesnt really matter 2 much cos she had 2 yesterday lol, whilst them 3 r at it, the walford carnival is getting underway everyones helping with putting up stalls, baking cakes, blowing up balloons and seans sorting out the beer stall
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24/4/08 02:45
That she forgot to take the pill this morning....
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23/4/08 20:28
CHOMPING THE BEAVER(LOL),JANES SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT AND IN THE THROWS OF PASSION SHE DOESNT REALISE.......................
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23/4/08 19:45
oohh thats nice wellard show gran ow to do it lol. Whilst grants at janes arse ian appears and jane shouts OI Ian make urelf useful and do the front, so ian gets down on all fours and starts............
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23/4/08 19:43
( lol well spotted janice no one lifted the ban)! chomp u off lol
grant shouts jane and she goes running over he says im sorry but i just want sex with no strings she said thats ok if u dont like my g string (lol) ill take it off, she starts stripping when well ard sniffs her arse....
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23/4/08 15:22
allo mum, bagsy jane
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23/4/08 09:57
sing 'were avin a gang bang,were avin a ball,were avin a gang bang against the wall'
just then grant arrives back in the square and shouts.......
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23/4/08 09:38
As all this is going on the pegster arrives and shouts when did the sex ban get lifted??? NOW they all shout ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The whole of the sqaure appear and..............
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22/4/08 21:09
JUST WAIT TILL I PUT ME STALL AWAY,THEN STEVEN RUNS OUT SHOUTING,''F OFF STACEY HE'S ALL MINE,PHWOARGH,COME HERE MAX,I WANT TO SUCK IT TO THE TACHE!.''...............
(THATS A NEW PHRASE I'VE NEVER HEARD B4 LIS-,CHOMP U OFF! -PMSL!)
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22/4/08 17:35
max get ur man meat out i want it medium 2 well then ill chomp u off........
One day peggy got downstairs and went to open the bar when suddenely the doors barged open and phil and grant came charging in saying.. 'some gezer has just said we were gay'! Peggy said 'dont be daft' she stormed out to the market place and..