Eastenders rumours..
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22/4/08 13:50
max comes skidding round the corner in his merc trying 2 get away from tanya and runs it over charliescreams ere wat did u do that for so stacey shout s............
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21/4/08 23:00
...douse ya pubes in the stuff and lick it off ya randy old get! He says well why didnt ya say summink then, he zips down flops out and...
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21/4/08 22:49
SHE SHOUTS AWW CHARLIE DONT ROLL IT AWAY HUN,IVE JUST BOUGHT SOME CHOC SPREAD AND WAS GONNA..............
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21/4/08 22:48
.. and just then, kevin and perry come skidding round the corner downing bottles of diamond white and with fags in their gobs! They have just came out of pat butchers gaff where they have just give her one with roy watching! they pull charlies pants back down but his shlong has gone on a flop and...
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21/4/08 15:29
she spots charlies shrong rolling bk upin his trousers ..........
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21/4/08 13:23
to show the rest of the family. Pauline (whos not really dead neither) thinks its wonderful and decides to keep it in her bacg all the time, meanwhile ronnie still trying to choose which condoms she needs when..........
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20/4/08 21:52
IAN IS FINDS A TURNIP THAT HAS A LOOK OF HIS UNCLE ARTHUR,SO HE TAKES IT...................
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20/4/08 20:42
...big mo wet!! lmao, he said no it became too much of an effort! meanwhile over at the allotments..
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19/4/08 22:48
BRADLEY IS CHASING STACEY DOWN THE MARKET AND TRIPS OVER CHARLIES SCHLONG,STACEY SHOUTS OUT 'OH MY GOD UNCLE CHARLIE I THOUGHT YOU WHERE AT HOME MAKING..............
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19/4/08 20:21
...as charlie is waiting round the corner with his shlong hanging out! she asks yolande to help her choose on and just then...
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19/4/08 17:12
picture ( u dirty girls haha u dint think id say that eh!)
she starts showin dot pics of her lovely dog when dot falls asleep, back in the minute mart ronnie is buying durex over the counter....
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19/4/08 10:30
ETHEL,SHE'S NOT REALLY DEAD.OOH DOT SHE SAYS HAVE YOU SEEN MY WILLY? AND PULLS OUT HER BIG......................
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18/4/08 18:49
OOHHH III SAY!!!!! She bends down to taste it and Jim jumps up you dirty old bint i knew you were up for it you'll do it with anybody. Dot does a runner with fag in mouth as she's just boarding the tube she bumps into...........
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18/4/08 16:26
hes her son in law so she carries on walking when she sees a tramp begging for money sat outside the train station, she bends down 2 give him a quid when she sees a shiny red end poppin out of his trousers....
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18/4/08 13:05
DOT WATCHING THROUGH THE WINDOW,SHE SECRETLY LOVES MAX BUT HAS NEVER SAID ANYTHING BECAUSE.............
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17/4/08 15:09
proceeds with the pain, tanyas enjoying herself so much she doesnt see........................
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16/4/08 21:44
TO TAKE MAX TO BOOTY AND GIVE HIM A BACK,SACK AND CRACK,SHE STORMS OVER TO A QUIVVERING MAX ,DRAGS HIMTO THE SHOP AND.............................
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16/4/08 18:52
max and his ginger pubes lol. Tanya over hears what she's saying and says well you can have him ive had enough of ginger (no offence) and i want.....................
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16/4/08 18:17
come back to life as i love s***ging so much,i couldnt bear not to do it again,but i've gone off shaun (yay!) and now i've got the hots for.............
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16/4/08 10:47
the copper is reg, roxy just about to put his c*** in her mouth when ronnie appears i thought you were dead, well no i faked it i deceided to..............
(i hope im right with what ive written as i got all confused lol)
One day peggy got downstairs and went to open the bar when suddenely the doors barged open and phil and grant came charging in saying.. 'some gezer has just said we were gay'! Peggy said 'dont be daft' she stormed out to the market place and..