Eastenders rumours..
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16/4/08 09:41
and start doin a strip show for the ladies on the square, they r all loving it n screaming n shouting when roxy slips off round the back with a copper.....
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14/4/08 21:46
call the cops and tell them she saw bianca running her sister over and that he would back her up(what with him being ex police n all that) so she does and half the cast of the bill turn up and pull their truncheons out......
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14/4/08 19:24
Ronnie she was always jealous of her when she notices whats shes done she runs round to jacks (now thats a man mmmm!!!!) he tells her to...
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14/4/08 17:35
THINKS SHE MUST'VE LEFT THEM AT SHAUNS (COW),BUT ON HER WAY ROUND SHE GETS RUN OVER BY A STEAM ROLLER(AWWW) BEING DRIVEN BY........................
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14/4/08 15:44
out flies all roxy's frilly knickers, Dot says OOOHHH IIIII SAAAYYY (again lol) i could do with some of them for my Jim dont thinks she'd notice if i pinched a couple of pairs. So she puts 2 in her pocket and goes running off home to show Jim her new knickers. Meanwhile Roxy goes to pick up her laundry when she walks in she notices 2 of her favovourite pairs of pants are missing she......
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14/4/08 14:42
DOT'S PEERING THRU THE WINDOW AT THEM HAVING IT OFF AND SHOUTS OOOOH IIIIII SAAAAAY! JUST THEN 1 OF THE WASHING MACHINES BLOWS UP AND....................
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14/4/08 14:03
rips of all her clothes and starts romping her, there love making is so electric that the power starts coming back on. Meanwhile back at the launderette
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14/4/08 13:39
step away from the bloater,she's mine,walks over to heather and................
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14/4/08 11:25
are u mad , if u wanted a liqurice u should have said i would have got u one from the mini mart , now how r u goin to make ur favioutre smilie faces with no electric , just then minty comes over and says oi gary.....
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14/4/08 10:09
the vic plunges into darkness. Gary goes outside to see what has happened and he sees heather eating her way through the electric cables - What the ell you doing heath?? Oh gary i though it was giant liquarice (sp) sticks and before you know it ive blown all the electric and my hair is standing on end, i dont know what to do, gary runs over to her and says...............
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14/4/08 08:16
says shut up ! i have got punters down stairs that dont wanna here ur screeches & u better clear up that sick cos i aint doin it , she goes down stairs where she finds mrs mahmood snogging derek who has been taken over by kevin peggy screams and then..............................
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13/4/08 23:26
BONNIE LANGFORD,SHE SCWEEEMS N SCWEEEMS UNTIL SHE'S SICK,SO PEGGY COMES IN WITH 1 OF HER SCARY WIGS AND............................
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12/4/08 21:19
is wearing a showgirl outfit and telling ben not to bother watching that rubbish me and your uncle grant used to perform all the time, so he starts to show ben some moves when suddenly in bursts.....
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12/4/08 14:57
ben is watching a musical wen suddenly phil comes in he............
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12/4/08 12:06
this would great on my new show but you must do it naked!!!!! Heather and dawn agree and set of wih gok for fame and stardom. Meanwhile back at the vic...........
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11/4/08 23:07
SHE'S SITTING IN THE CORNER CHEWING ON A CURLY WURLY,JUST THEN IN COMES HEATHER (THE FAT 1) AND SPIES THE CURLY WURLY AND RUGBY TACKLES DAWN TO THE FLOOR SHOUTING GIVE IT TO ME,GIVE IT TO ME! I'VE GOT TO HAVE IT,I HAVEN'T HAD IT FOR AGES,THEN IN WALKS GOK WAN HE CANT BELIEVE WHAT HE'S SEEING............
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11/4/08 12:31
get off of him the person we should b doin in is ami so they all run bk 2 the square 2 beat her up wen they get there they find heather mills there smoking a spliff they nick her false leg and go on the search 4 ami they find her down the community center giving a speech on drugs with rob & his wife may watever her name is they spot dawn and .......................
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10/4/08 22:03
beat him senseless with a courgette from the fruit and veg stall,honey is just getting off the tube after spending the day with Dr Legg who she's been secretly nobbing,when she see's whats going she shouts.................
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10/4/08 21:32
.. a load of flies and nats from heathers dirty landry basket start making their way towards amy's beehive barnet!! They fly straight through the hair laquer and poor amy falls to the ground with her legs buckled! Pete didnt give a monkeys as he stood up on the bench and wailed wahay... im pete the c*nt im pete the c*nt!! The whole of the square are disgusted and chase him to walford tube station where they...
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10/4/08 18:57
to see amy winhoues and pete docherty drinking and smoking pot on the bench, all the youngsters on the square cheer and go over to join in, they have a jamming session and all start singing valerie at the top of there voices. There just reaching the end of the song when .............................
(I picked valerie as its my favourite amy song plus its my karaoke classic - you know you all have one even those that dont sing
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One day peggy got downstairs and went to open the bar when suddenely the doors barged open and phil and grant came charging in saying.. 'some gezer has just said we were gay'! Peggy said 'dont be daft' she stormed out to the market place and..