Eastenders rumours..
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10/4/08 14:03
patrick she cant help it its the masculine build and the gold tooth she has to have him for her husband but yolande has got a thing or 2 to say about it and runs off home for she cannnott live with herself any longer dot runs after her yoland yoland as she turns roundthey lock into a passionate embrace as t5he whole of the vic pour out into the square they are flabagasted ...
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10/4/08 12:52
its stacey,she has a confession to make,not only has she had it off with max she's also been seeing...............................
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10/4/08 12:46
*** alt="" src="http://my.bounty.com/smiley/msn/cry_smile.gif" /> no no no i have been helping mummy all day she has got bad legs ya know just then ricky stands up ''bianca i have to confess i have been sleeping with gary'' the whole of the vic is taken aback wwwwhat says little abi he is mine and runs up n punches him in the **** tanya is embarresd to say the least*** alt="" src="http://my.bounty.com/smiley/msn/embaressed_smile.gif" /> she goes after abi but someone is about to walk in with a shock announcement who could it be.......................*** alt="" src="http://my.bounty.com/smiley/msn/wonder.gif" />
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10/4/08 11:44
..its bianca, shes on her way round to the vic and shes in a bad mood! As the vic starts getting dark, everyone hides under the stools in the cellar and behind the bar! But there was no room for heather, just then bianca comes storming in and tumps heather one right in the face and shouts! 'AV U BIN WITH MY RRRRRRRIIIIICCCCCKKKAAAAAAAAAAY? Poor heather says..
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10/4/08 09:13
oii their my wigs if you wanna hump someone hump me i havent had a man for years! just then a black cloud covers the square everyone in the vic billy shouts what could be happening.................
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9/4/08 14:06
just then ethels WILLY comes into dereks body from beyond the grave,he thinks these wigs are female dogs and derek/willy starts humping them 1 at a time,peggy see's this and shouts......................
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9/4/08 09:39
starts scrattting about in the vics rubbish and about 8 wigs all start running round the square the wigs av ad babies n they are get infested with them, who they gone call........lol
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8/4/08 21:49
...heather does a belly flp on it and everyone hears a splat! The animal is dead and they all carry heather up in the air and celebrate with free drinks all round! They carry her through the square chanting 'heather the great' and just then, they all give way and heather flattens the lot of em! lmao! suddenely, well ard...
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8/4/08 19:37
and whacks it over the head with the tool in his trouser pocket(from the arches you dirty lot),picks it up and...........................
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8/4/08 16:49
its grown legs n starts running to the other end off the bar, peggy didnt know it but when she bought it as 'real hair' it was real the animal wasnt dead lol so shes been putting a real animal on her head the regulars try n catch it, minty grabs it......
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8/4/08 07:12
to be taken bk to the shop as it is 2 much like amy winehouse & she is too old to be prancing about wearing wigs, so as she leaves the vic to take it bk .....................................................
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7/4/08 21:31
they hear peggy telling every1 that she has a big collection of wigs and the 1 she's wearing at the minute has..........................................
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7/4/08 10:34
its pauline back from the grave walking looking for her beloved arthur they meet here sometimes for a bit of romance wen he has an arguement with his new wife ethel ,they all stand there mouths open shocked but what is going on bk upstairs............................
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7/4/08 09:05
av u lost weight pat as i think theyve shrunk, frank/derek starts climbing on top of pat n says i dont care if theres aban just as hes about to get it up lol derek says no chance and gets frank out of his body im not doing here in a million years, theres footsteps coming in 2 the cellar...........
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6/4/08 20:27
..these damn plums im taking em back to mark, their all shrivelled up like prunes! He says let me get a load of your melons and ill check em for rotten bits! Just then he gets a right smack in the chops off pat and one of her big chavvy earings gives him a right black eye! Frank drops to the floor with a corny smile on his face with birds flying round his head, he still has his hand on pats knockers she says..
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6/4/08 14:59
PLUMS THAT HE BOUGHT FROM BILLYS MARKET STALL,HE LEANS OVER PAT AND SAYS................................
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5/4/08 19:17
earrings (sex is banned in ee) oh derek whats come over you, hello sweetheart its not derek its your darling frank, cant you tell with the d***i bow. pat faints with the weight of her earings and the size of franks (dereks)...............
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5/4/08 16:23
frank butcher,so he strips off and puts his flashing d***ie round his neck,just then fat head pat walks in with her big dangly..........................
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4/4/08 14:02
derek accorah (sp) and the rest of the most haunted team!!! They have heard about the sceance on the queen vic and think they can help, Derek starts wandering around in the cellar when he is taken over by the spirit of........................
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4/4/08 12:40
Beaver!! "Maybe it was sent from the beyond the grave by Dirty Den," whispered Peggy "Everyone knows how he liked his beavers!" Just then the candles began to flicker, the door burst open and in came.........
One day peggy got downstairs and went to open the bar when suddenely the doors barged open and phil and grant came charging in saying.. 'some gezer has just said we were gay'! Peggy said 'dont be daft' she stormed out to the market place and..