Eastenders rumours..
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3/4/08 20:48
Yolande yells 'me too!' just then she pulls out a big furry..
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3/4/08 09:03
ouch......ouch theres somthing stuck in my hole.........................
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2/4/08 18:56
Luckily for them they all get the all clear but as they all got a shock they decide to declare Eastenders a NO SEX ZONE lol.... (how long will that last with you mucky ladies
)The next day they decide to hold a seance in the pub as theres not sex they think raising the dead maybe more interesting, as there all sat round chanting the lights in the pub start flashing and a ghostly voice starts saying.....................
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2/4/08 17:22
tells bianca hes just been with the pegster......
theres a big bang when dr leg pulls out a megaphone and orders everybody who lives on the square 2 come and get checked out for sexually transmitted diseases...everyone starts lining up
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2/4/08 16:57
..there were monkeys swinging from the optics including phil and grant the place was like a zoo! lol! just then, pegster slips on a banana skin and goes flying up in the air revealing some dirty linen from her bedroom antics with ginger max!!
meanwhile there were free drinks all round in celebration of phil's 'coming out' of the closet! over in the corner there were ginger sparks flying as max and biiiiaaaaaaaannnnccccca are at it like rabbits! Pat butcher saw them and..
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2/4/08 08:53
ender (lol) had become all red and swollen, sorry max it must be my hormones i cant get enough of it at the mo, Hether comes running over explaining to pegster about the pub she goes running over to the vic (leaving max in his shallow grave lol. When she arrives at the pub........................
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1/4/08 21:05
...sat on top of max giving him one, she swings her whip round and throws her cowboy hat over the allotments.. Yeeeeehhhhaaaaaa she whales!... just then, max shouts ouch my ginger ender you old slapper! pegster leaps off max and saw that max's...
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1/4/08 20:17
he says alrite treacle to heather she says, got any food he replies is this ur gaff now heather says no he replies good get out its mine now we r claiming squatters rights, heather runs out 2 find the pegster..............
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1/4/08 19:21
the bar, heather looks and runs over to the bar and starts licking it thinking its ice cream lol she screws up her face and says salty (not that i would know
) ice cream thats a new one, frank runs off back to manchester as the c***ney woman are too much for him. anyway back at the vic heather has just finished cleaning the bar up when dirty den and ange appear with sharon at there heel.............. -
1/4/08 17:09
lmao at the last 3 posts.....
anyway franks avin is red end rubbed better when suddenly he explodes all over........
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1/4/08 11:11
frank i can c ur red end lol let me rub it for you in ma pussy!
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1/4/08 11:03
starts giving jane one lol, jane thinks its great but says to ian what made you do that and he starts to explain what he sore and says i dont want to lose you jane and i know you like a good shafting so i didnt want to let you down. jane starts laughing dont be stupid ian youll never lose me especially after that!!! that picture you saw was my twin sister jill with that ian smiles but jane looks away with a grin........
meanwhile back at the vic frank gallagher has just walked in he's been barred from the jockey for robbing all the e's and has decided to leave shameless and to see how the c***neys live, he goes to the bar and orders a pint and a couple of e's!!! yvonne looks at him and says.......................
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31/3/08 23:44
i need you to get rid of my baby for me send them off with the kids u just got rid of...
im gunna sell the vic and have a tummy tuck and a face lift...so that my guss will want me.....
Meanwhile Over at the chippy Ian is working doing the late shift and a guy comes in and orders chops as he leaves he drops a picture of his mrs and her kids....to his surprise is Jane and she has 18 kids lol in a rage he runs over to his house and ..........................................
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31/3/08 19:46
ricky n bianca ( sorry had 2 lol) they see pegster was upset they go to live with her as a couple bianca has given her kids away as she cant afford em so they are starting fresh, peggy says ive got a secret i need 2 tell you and u could help me out im 4 months pregnant.....
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30/3/08 19:22
ive decided to leave the square!!!! with my new lover.................. Wellard......pmsl
we had a great night last night
best ive ever had!!!!pegster's in tears as she runs back to the queen vic in tears she drops a bag of indian which heather runs over and eats of the floor!!!!! the clock just strikes 12 and a taxi pulls up out jumps..............................
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30/3/08 14:48
wellard who was joining in (sorry lol), heather runs away emabarrased and decides to head to the argy bargy for an indian, whilst she placing an order pegster walks in and orders everything off the menu, shes already having cravings, they get there food and decide to eat it together over at the park, whilst there tooking into there food gus appears and says..................
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30/3/08 02:25
after filling her belly with all the food from the chippy heather feels over the moon that she is now fed and goes over to R&R to find a nice guy...over in the club gus is there getting over the fact the pegster is preggers and decided to take hheather home and give a rogering lol but whilst in bed heather feels abit weird and then realises she has a bad case of food poisoning and has an accident over......................
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24/3/08 20:54
thr fryer has gone bust so ians screaming down the fpone at some bloke 2 come fix it, jane comes running in sayin babes i switched it off at the wall lastnite so its upand working in ten minutes tho heathers not happy as shes been waiting 40mins 4 chips so he gives her a free cod n chips, chicken kebab cheeseburger, pineapple fritter a large battered sausage and a pot of mushy peas.......
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20/3/08 17:21
..IM AN OLD SLAPPER AND IVE GONE AND GOT MYSELF PREGO BY GUSS THE PUFF! She runs around the place ranting and raving and poor gus runs for his lfe! lol! Meanwhile over at the chippy..
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19/3/08 18:58
as she gets to the wardrobe she shoves a pregnancy wand into gus' hand, whats this says gus its positive thats what that is
, but we used a condom?? Pegster explains that it must have split, you must not tell any one gus, but listening in is yvonne at the door, she runs down to the pub and shouts EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCMENT TO MAKE.....................................
One day peggy got downstairs and went to open the bar when suddenely the doors barged open and phil and grant came charging in saying.. 'some gezer has just said we were gay'! Peggy said 'dont be daft' she stormed out to the market place and..