Eastenders rumours..
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19/3/08 10:07
a used condom on the floor he looked up and saw gus next to him, he says wat r u doin in the wardrobe, gus replies please dont say anything but me n the pegster are going out weve been 2 gether for 8 months now but its a secret, peggy runs upstairs remembering that gus was in the wardrobe........
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18/3/08 21:29
..suddenly he steps onto the set of the lion the witch and the wardrobe! he starts getting chased by a lion called phil and a witch called bianca... he was running through the snow and then bumped into dot who was taking a ski-ing lesson, but her everlasting fag end had frozen and she was trying to keep i warm in her mouth to try and defrost it! lol! suddenly riiiiiiccccccckkkkkkaaaaaayyyyy thinks ive had enough and steps back into pegsters closet and was shocked when he saw...
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18/3/08 08:21
hiding in the queen vics cellar as he cant cope any more, the pegster takes him upstairs and hides him in her wardrobe she shuts the door and just as hes looking at her clothes he feels very cold and can see snow at the back off it lmao..................
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17/3/08 11:11
they all start shouting ricckkyyyyyyyyyyyyy! when pegster looks at them they are all mini clones of bianca. OH NO screams pegster 1 biancas enough shes goes to look for ricky who is..................
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16/3/08 19:04
..giving minty one behind ian beales chippy with a chip butty hanging out of her gob!! Well she can dream cant she! lol! meanwhile, little green men start to appear from the pegsters beehive and...
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16/3/08 17:01
or at least it means to, but pegsters hair is so big, it lands on her head instead!! she gets squashed by it and shouts 'heather, get off my head you great lump of lard'. heather of course is busy............................
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16/3/08 10:42
pegsters back lol
shes after dirty den as he stole £3 out of the til in the vic lastnite, hes not there so she leave sharon n grant at it, whilst walking through the market place pegster sees a ufo above her head its landing on the square........
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16/3/08 09:23
..oooh just think of all the cakes i can buy and i can look even more like miss piggy! lol! she rings grant and invites him round for a game of twister and when grant gets his gnashers caught in sharons suspenders they go tumbling down and have some rumpy pumpy! The doorbell goes and its pegster with a frying pan in her hand she's after...
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15/3/08 13:15
ello princess ive been looking 4 ya, u n ya mujm we r back 2getha and u av 4 baby brotheres shes had quads laistnite, we need a babysitter if ur interested cos we wana go out on the lash 2nite n get drunk so we will pay ya a fiver a hour....
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14/3/08 13:50
land on heathers tummy so there safe. Meanwhile dirty den is looking for michelle whos come back from america he wants to see his daughter again but just as hes about to shout over to her sharon arrives back, den says..........................
(the old bit your on about is ethel and dog was called willy
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13/3/08 22:31
..(that old bid with the dog!) i cant remember her name pmsl, she said to dot 'halfs on that fag' dot says not on your nelly you old tart! they start scrapping in the middle of all the smoke, the little dog jumps in the washing machine and gets frazzled! just then, the whole place blows up, dot, her everlasting fag and the old bid go flying up into the square and...
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13/3/08 20:43
who is it, i cant see you through all the smoke then she says..oh my god its u...............
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13/3/08 11:04
when stacey walks in and says 'play with me instead'. they end up in bed together and stay there all day. jane gets sick of the lamp shade bouncing and so goes out in search of ian to tell him whats going on. meanwhile, dot is still smoking her never ending fags when an old face from the past comes into the launderette. dot says .................
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13/3/08 07:48
den shouts wait a min well ard let me get me web cam out and starts licking his fingers pmsl, steven is looking out of his bedroom window at all the comotion going on and shuts his curtains he turns on his playstation...
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12/3/08 20:37
..with a fag in his gob and trousers at his ankles, he says where's the party? suddenely ange came back from the dead chasing dn down the square with a frying pan dirty den started running but got his sausage caught in the railings and fell to the floor! well-ard came and tarted licking him on his bits and...
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12/3/08 20:23
ive had more men than uve had hot dinners love she says im a man eater but robbie knocks her back saying sorry love ur older than me grannie, theres a street party going on a taxi pulls up and out steps dirty den......
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12/3/08 20:14
are you taking fashion tips off that goofy greasy haired geek for? well, robbie gets frightened at the sight of 2 ghosts and runs into the square. everyone points and laughs, until heather sees him and starts drooling. peggy sees heather and slaps her saying 'hands off he's mine'!! 'oh peggy i thought u were past it at your age' says heather, and peggy says............................
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12/3/08 15:46
rebecca and robbie are having a tea party robbie is sat wearing a pink tutu when pauline appears in a ghostly manner again, "Robbie, what on earth are you wearing MY Arthur woudlnt have been seen dead in that" robbie is just about to answer when arthur appears in a ghostly manner wearing a pink tutu!! Pauline says ARTHUR what.....................
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11/3/08 23:22
ian and christian. meanwhile minty was camping out in heathers tent knickers, and the rest of the square asked if they could come camping too. sure said minty, there is plenty of room in here. !!! over at paulines house................................
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11/3/08 21:32
..goofy robbie, he's hiding from bianca come to think of it so is everyone else! lol! The big ginger one is on the loose looking for ricky who she found in bed with...
One day peggy got downstairs and went to open the bar when suddenely the doors barged open and phil and grant came charging in saying.. 'some gezer has just said we were gay'! Peggy said 'dont be daft' she stormed out to the market place and..