WOMEN SHOPPING women don`t take offence i found it funny and i am a women
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1/5/08 21:58
25/4/08 16:09
haha x
25/4/08 14:04
i like it hehe
25/4/08 12:42
*** style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">i never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so
much. and i never figured out the whole venus and mars thing. i have never
figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart.
i have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a
state of turmoil, when it hears the words "i do"
for example:
one evening last week, my wife and i were getting into bed. well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "i don't feel like it, i
just want you to hold me." i said "what???!!! what was that?!" so she says
the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...
"you're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man. " she responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "can't you just love me for who i am and not what i do for
you in the bedroom?"
realizing that nothing was going to happen that night i went to sleep.***> *** style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">the very next day i opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. we went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. i walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. she couldn't decide which one
take so i told her we'll just buy them all. she wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so i said lets get a pair for each outfit.
we went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings.
let me tell you, she was so excited. she must have thought i was one wave
short of a shipwreck. i started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. i think i threw her for a loop when i said, "that's fine, honey."
she was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "i think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier." i could hardly contain myself when i
blurted out, "no honey, i don't feel like it."
her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"what??!!!" i then said "really honey! i just want you to hold this
stuff for a while. you're just not in touch with my financial needs as a
man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
and just when she had this look like she was going to kill me i added, why***>can't you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy you?"
apparently i won't be having sex again until sometime after pigs fly over
a frozen hell.
that sounds like the exact thing my OH would do to me!!!!! lmao