lmao!! just finished laughing after 10mins!!! could just imagine my mother in law doing that!!

LOL!!!...my MIL always just walks in....maybe you just gave me a way to put her off....but then again....

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's  House.
 
She knocked on the door then immediately  Walked in. She was shocked to see her
 Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally  Naked.
 Soft music was playing, and the aroma of  Perfume filled the room.
 'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from  Work.' The daughter-in-law answered.
 
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law  Explained.
 
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
 'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she  Explained.
 'Every time he sees me in this Dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages  Me for hours.'
 The mother-in-law left. When she got home she  Undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
 Dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay  On the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
 Finally, her husband came home. He walked in  And saw her lying there so provocatively.
 ' What are you doing?' he asked.
 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
 'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'