Fantastic!!!

HAHA sooooooooooooooo funny

rotflmao, thats great!

UK SWEETIES!!!

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
Eight.

She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm
the
one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before
he
slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled
her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
take
a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased
as
he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out
a
scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar,
it
felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however,
he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had
a
Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob
Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out
Miss
Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.

Hope it made you smile and brought back some great memories!!!