*** id="post_message_2458232">there are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman. they had been
facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from
the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two
to life.

the angel tells them, "as a reward for being so
patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

he looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery. the angel waits
patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
after fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
and laughing.

the angel tells them, "um, you have fifteen minutes
left. would you care to do it again?"

he asks her, "shall we?"

she eagerly replies, "oh, yes, let's! but let's change
positions. this time i hold the pigeon down and you
crap on its head!"***>