a man goes to the doctor with botty problems. " doctor, its my a**e. i'd like ya to take a look if ya would". the dr gets him to drop his pants and immediatly sees a £20 note sticking out."thats incredible" exclaims the doc. tentatively he eases it out of the mans bum and a £10 note appears. "what do you want me to do?" said the doc. "take it out please!" exclaims the man. the doc pulls out the tenner and another 20 appears, and another and another etc...... finally the last note comes out and no more appear. " ah thats better thank you dr. just out of interest how much was in there?" said the man. the dr counts it up and says £1990 exactly. " that will be right" says the man "i knew i wasn't feeling too grand"