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  1. 5/11/08 16:46

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    danielle86

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    ethanandkatiesmummy

    LOL!!!!!!! xx

  3. 4/11/08 10:52

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    Smiling at youLiss01

    A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the  river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell  of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
     
    'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'
    The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not  found Jesus.'
    By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk I n the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
     When the drunk begins kicking his arms  and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again,  'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his  breath and says to the preacher,

       
    'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

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