HA HA HA HA HA.... that's a good one

LOL!!! love it.......PMSL

A married man left work early on a Friday. Instead of going home, however, he
squandered the entire weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of
epithets from his furious wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating,
his wife asked, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of
days?'

'That would suit me just fine' he replied.

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went, with the same result. Come Thursday, the swelling had gone down a bit
and he could see her, just a little, out of the corner of his left
eye.